If.

If I were a month, I’d be May.
If I were a day of the week, I’d be Tuesday.
If I were a time of day, I’d be 2am.
If I were a planet, I’d be Venus.
If I were a sea animal, I’d be a octopus.
If I were a direction, I’d be up.
If I were a piece of furniture, I’d be an old comfy chair.
If I were a liquid, I’d be rum.
If I were a gemstone, I’d be an emerald.
If I were a tree, I’d be a lilac tree.
If I were a flower, I’d be a white lily.
If I were a musical instrument, I’d be a harmonica.
If I were a color, I’d be crimson.
If I were an emotion, I’d be joy.
If I were a fruit, I’d be a pineapple.
If I were an element, I’d be fire.
If I were a food, I’d be lavender ice cream.
If I were a scent, I’d be vanilla.
If I were an object, I’d be an iPod.
If I were a body part, I’d be lips.
If I were a song, I’d be Body in A Box by City and Colour.
If I were a relationship status, I’d be single.
If I were a kiss, I’d be a secret kiss, fast and special.